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from earlier today:

tenninjas: i love that the discovery channel has a show that’s just “who would win in a fight between a dog and a monkey?”
dbwilldo: hehe
tenninjas: the cougar kicked the wolf’s ass, tonite
dbwilldo: huh?
tenninjas: it was cougar vs. wolf on the discovery channel show
tenninjas: next week is a monkey versus a retard with a knife
dbwilldo: hehe
dbwilldo: lemme know when it’s oprah vs. martha stewart
tenninjas: hehe
tenninjas: oprah, in the third
dbwilldo: dude
dbwilldo: no way
tenninjas: dude
dbwilldo: martha…but it will be a TKO
tenninjas: oprah could take on the wolf and the cougar and the retard with the knifre, all at the same time
tenninjas: and then she’d eat them
dbwilldo: dude
dbwilldo: what about the monkey? and then Martha…she’d be done
tenninjas: oprah could totally drop martha dude
dbwilldo: what about the monkey?
dbwilldo: and martha would fully kick oprah’s ass
tenninjas: no way
dbwilldo: and then teach the monkey proper table manners
tenninjas: especially if they kept oprah in her cage for like a week with out feeding her?
tenninjas: it’d be a rampage
dbwilldo: hmmm
dbwilldo: nobody said anything about a cage
tenninjas: it’s oprah dude, these things go without saying
dbwilldo: that would be an unfair advantage
dbwilldo: if there is a cage, then Oprah
dbwilldo: otherwise, Martha by TKO
tenninjas: no way
dbwilldo: martha wins because she teaches the monkey a skill
dbwilldo: oprah would just laugh at the monkey, and cause it to have low self esteem
tenninjas: yeah, but they’re not scored on what they can do with a monkey
dbwilldo: yea they are
tenninjas: they’re just scored based on who would win in a fight
dbwilldo: then the monkey would kick both of their asses, cage or not
dbwilldo: and then poop in the ring, just for kicks
tenninjas: there’s no monkey though
tenninjas: it’s just oprah versus martha
dbwilldo: tenninjas: next week is a monkey versus a retard with a knife
dbwilldo: oprah already slayed retard with knife
dbwilldo: which leave monkey
tenninjas: oprah never fought the retard
tenninjas: it was monkey v. retard
tenninjas: and then the next fight is oprah v. martha
dbwilldo: tenninjas: oprah could take on the wolf and the cougar and the retard with the knifre, all at the same time
tenninjas: i’m just saying
tenninjas: she’d kick all of their asses at once
dbwilldo: ok
tenninjas: which is why she’d take on martha no problem
dbwilldo: whatever
dbwilldo: but martha would bring better snacks
dbwilldo: and make oprah her friend…then sneak up and POW!!!!!
tenninjas: ooh got one
tenninjas: martha stewart versus…
tenninjas: crackhed todd bridges
dbwilldo: ooo
dbwilldo: I’m out
dbwilldo: LOL
tenninjas: hehe

I really need to get a girl or something

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By Don

Lead bottle washer at donburnside.com, host at whiteroofradio.com and tech guru for the MotoringFile family of sites.

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