Dear Southern California Driver,
It has recently come to our attention that you are starting to develop a habit of driving more that 10MPH under the speed limit.
Please realize that we do appreciate your extra steps toward safety, but you are starting to upset your fellow drivers and we are getting letters.
Also, please note that the posted speed limit on Southern California freeways is 55 or 65 MPH and, when entering the roadway, it is your responsibilty to merge with traffic, not traffics responsibility to SLAM ON THE BRAKES SO AS NOT TO RUN INTO THE ASS END OF YOUR CAR, WHICH IS TRAVELING AT 35MPH! YOU DUMB MOUTH-BREATHING PIECE OF SHIT, STEP ON THE GAS!
We appreciate your attention to this matter.