Dear Southern California Driver,

It has recently come to our attention that you are starting to develop a habit of driving more that 10MPH under the speed limit.

Please realize that we do appreciate your extra steps toward safety, but you are starting to upset your fellow drivers and we are getting letters.

Also, please note that the posted speed limit on Southern California freeways is 55 or 65 MPH and, when entering the roadway, it is your responsibilty to merge with traffic, not traffics responsibility to SLAM ON THE BRAKES SO AS NOT TO RUN INTO THE ASS END OF YOUR CAR, WHICH IS TRAVELING AT 35MPH! YOU DUMB MOUTH-BREATHING PIECE OF SHIT, STEP ON THE GAS!

We appreciate your attention to this matter.

Thank You



By Don

Lead bottle washer at donburnside.com, host at whiteroofradio.com and tech guru for the MotoringFile family of sites.


  1. and once you’ve pulled over to avoid getting hit, said pos accelerates just enough to prevent you from pulling back into the inside lane… yeah, thanks buddy.

  2. Great rant..one (unrelated) thing- your site is being rendered a little ‘off’ in IE (yeah, I know…I prefer firefox/safari but I’m limited currently). Probably due to the pic on your “Tooting my own” post.

  3. I full blame IE for that, not me ;).

    Actually, this is an off the shelf template that I didn’t properly sort. I’ve got a new one on the way soon (that renders properly in everything) for all of the db sites. Yes, you have already seen it 😉

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