Hi. My name is Don Burnside. That’s D-o-n. Hard D (like dog),
long short o (like, um, on) and the n sound.
My name is not Tom, Dan or Todd. Clearly, there is a difference. Also, my name is not spelled Dawn. It would be if I had different body parts.
My last name is spelled exactly the way it sounds as you can see above. Not Bernside. And if you are too stupid to spell it, don’t ask me. It’s embarrassing.
I know I talk fast, but I enunciate my words fairly well. Especially, you know, my name.
So pay attention for craps sake. I’m tired of correcting you.
Ok, begin the jokes now. I’m heading to the office.