No, not the archives here at w(t)f, but from the archives de Josh.
Specifically this post made back when the good lad actually spent a few months here with me.
>Gatorade Girl is the cute girl working at the Vaquero Mini-Mart (â€Home to the same Mexican old cowboy every day since 1984â€³) that sells me Gatorade when I bike down the mountain. I oughtta learn her name or something…
Josh: Hmmâ€¦ Instead of doing walk-ins, i might pick up both Riverside county newspapers from the Circle K and do some callinâ€™ today.
Josh: Or maybe iâ€™ll go to the Vaquero Mini-Mart, and buy newspapers from Gatorade Girl
DB: Yo, that might work better.
Josh: Hehe… How else am I going to establish reparte with her?
DB: â€œOh, hey? Tthis is the local paper, right? What do you think about it?â€
Josh: â€œSo, do you like farm boys? â€˜Cuz iâ€™m a farm boy, and, ummâ€¦ Wanna go out?â€
DB: You can take her for a ride on your bikeâ€¦
DB: How romantic.
DB: Have her ridinâ€™ up on the bars or sumptinâ€™.
Josh: Sheâ€™ll ride the bars and Iâ€™ll sing her some Gregory Isaacs and weâ€™ll ride off into the sunset…
Josh: And itâ€™ll be all like awww yeeeahâ€¦
Josh: *Hibbity dibbity* and such.
Good times, good times. Josh even worked at the local DQ for a spell.
Oh, and the number in parens above? We will call that a count down to post number 1K here at w(t)f. Maybe happen before I pack up for MTTS. We’ll see.