Attention pretty much everyone that comes to me for technical advise or assistance.
Stop asking me. Please.
Actually, you can continue to ask me. But, before you do, please read the following aloud to yourself before you proceed.
- Am I going to question the advice that db gives me?
- Am I not even going to consider the advice that db gives me?
- Am I only asking to make him feel like a smart tech guy?
- Am I going to question the procedures he recommends?
If you can answer yes to any or all of these questions, then you are no longer allowed to ask for my help, assistance or guidance.
Remember, you came to me. STOP WASTING MY FUCKING TIME!
That is all.