Well holy crap

Can you effing believe that I just got Nigerian banker spammed on Skype?

Honest to effing god people! Are you still that god damned stupid that you think some random person from a bank in another country is really going to give you millions of dollars if you provide your bank account for them? Huh?

I’ll tell ya what. How about you forward that information to me instead? I’ll have you know that instead of giving money to criminals to help fund their criminal ventures, if you gave it to me I would be sure to put it to good use. I’d pay bills, get groceries, hookers for all of my friends and a painter to come over to your house and paint, in big bright letters:

I’m an idiot and give money to spammers…Please come inside and steal my worldly possessions

c’mon gang. If it were that easy, we wouldn’t need money.

Sheesh