I posted the following over here already
Ok gang, completely not MINI related here, I just wanted to let you know. I’m pretty sure that the only way you have of actually spamming my comments is to visit the site and manually enter you junk into the comment form. I’m sure you are just clicking submit and moving off to the next site. I’m also pretty sure that after you visit you aren’t able to come back unless you find another open proxy to use. Pretty sneaky, but your spam still doesn’t show up. All I’m saying is just save yourself the hassle and time with this one. Oh yea, you can pretty much skip any website that is powered by WordPress. Go and bug the blogger kids for change eh?
What I really meant to say is you are all a bunch of lazy, pancake eatin’ mother f’ers! You are f’ing up my logs, hogging my bandwidth and in general just pissing me off! KNOCK IT OFF!
Now, if you would like to continue to post your links to any of my sites, I’m sure we could work out a rate schedule that would benefit all parties.
Not wanting to waste to much time getting home tonight, I’ll pulled out all of the stops and used all of my super secret shortcuts. Cut 1 full hour off my, of late, commute time. 55 miles in 2 hours baybee. I RAwK!
Google is starting to index iTunes links. Don’t believe me? do a search for “drop it like it’s hot” with the quote in that little box in the top right corner of your browser window and check out that first link. (thanks jSchwa).
Your spam emails would be extremely more effective if you:
a.) Make sure your time and date settings are correct
b.) Make sure your email is in English.
c.) Stopped using special ascii characters which render the emails unreadable
d.) Try to sell me something that won’t improve my boner.
e.) Try to sell me something other than pirated software from some obscure island in the south pacific.
f.) Stopped with the bodily function porn. That’s just gross.
g.) Included more girls kissing porn. That is not gross.
h.) Stopped with the loans. Really, nobody is going to trust you.
~and~
i.) Stopped with the money scams. C’mon, isn’t it bad enough that grandma has to pay quadruple for her meds? Cut the old folks some slack.
If you do not think that you can abide by the above listed rules, then please see clear to remove my email, plus any of my friends emails, from your lists.
Thank you.
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