Just got back from the LA Auto Show and before I sort and post the photos, audio and video, I felt compelled to share something with you.
In the last 24 hours I have driven approximately 195 miles. Under normal conditions (like driving to Las Vegas) that distance would normally take a little less than 3 hours to travel. But you know we wouldn’t be having this little chat now if that were the case.
Because it’s not. For the time period starting 5:30p November 18th, 2008 until 5:30p November 19th, 2008, I have spent eight hours in my car. The calculates out to an average speed of 24.3 MPH.
Imagine, if you will, driving through a school zone that is almost 200 miles long.
If the economy is so bad, then where are all of these effing cars coming from?
What out for LA Auto Show stuff to follow shortly.
Dear Southern California Driver,
It has recently come to our attention that you are starting to develop a habit of driving more that 10MPH under the speed limit.
Please realize that we do appreciate your extra steps toward safety, but you are starting to upset your fellow drivers and we are getting letters.
Also, please note that the posted speed limit on Southern California freeways is 55 or 65 MPH and, when entering the roadway, it is your responsibilty to merge with traffic, not traffics responsibility to SLAM ON THE BRAKES SO AS NOT TO RUN INTO THE ASS END OF YOUR CAR, WHICH IS TRAVELING AT 35MPH! YOU DUMB MOUTH-BREATHING PIECE OF SHIT, STEP ON THE GAS!
We appreciate your attention to this matter.
Thank You
Sincerly,
Wind(the)Frog(dot)net
While on the drop, even with the threat of hurricane Rita, are still too high.
Dammit!
You see, here in California, our gas prices have soared to numbers never before seen or even imagined. Do you know why? Threats of storms on the gulf coast, and 1 storm that actually made landfall.
But, we don’t get our gas or oil from the gulf coast region!
You see, here in Sunny California, we are special. The fucktards at the California Air Resource Board (CARB) see to that. We have a ’special’ formula for our gasoline. It’s not used in any other state, and we don’t export it. Oh yea, the formula changes from summer to winter too.
Since it is so special, we have to make it ourselves. So, nothing imported from Texas.
Of course you need to have some of that ‘black gold’ to produce the gasoline, right? Ours comes from the North Slope, not Texas.
So, my question to you greedy mother fucking oil companies is why am I still paying more than $3.00 a gallon for fuel when the weather that is affecting the south should not have an affect?
I’m all about making a profit, but I’m spending over $400 a month to the gas pumps right now, and really, I’m about fucking tired of it!
I found this a few weeks ago in the mini blog, but ran across it again today.
It’s a whole page of fake auto ads. But only one was truly funny!
I can honestly say, that at least in OC, this is 100% true!
I’m really tired of work (again). Bored Beyond Belief
My knee is bugging me. No, not that one, the other. And it has moved into my foot. No worries, it only hurts when I walk or drive. Go figure.
Another big side job in the works. Not big money, but I’m sure it will get me even more.
The new template you say? It’s about finished. Putting finishing touches on the dbmini layout and gallery system first. Soon grasshopper, soon.
Kinda wish it would start raining again. At least that way there would be an excuse for all the lame ass driving going on. C’mon people, the sign says 65 MPH! I’m not even going to mention the fucking rookies on the mountain lately. You lamers just need to go around. I’m getting really tired of being late to work because that piece of crap car you are driving (or fully loaded gravel truck) can only traverse the road at 30MPH and you’ve forgotten all your drivers training about pulling over when you have more than 5 cars RIDING YOUR ASS, HONKING HORNS AND FLASHING HEADLIGHTS! Christ people…wake up already!
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