I’m gonna make a million

Yes, it’s true. I have plans on making my first million, should the lotto idea not work out. Hey, you can’t win if you don’t play!

So, you might be asking yourself how I’m going to do it? Easy my friends. Read on!

• Harness the power of the human sneeze
I’m telling you, right now, my sneezes have enough juice behind them to power 10 homes for about 2 hours. There has to be a way to capture that wasted energy and use it in a more productive manner.
• No-wet windows after a car wash
You have all seen this before. You take your car to the car wash, get it washed and leave. 10 minutes later you roll down your window and when you roll it back up, streak city! I’ll be putting calls into Dupont later this year.
• Seat belt systems that don’t wrinkle your clothes
This has got to be my biggest annoyance. There has to be a way for me to remain safe in my vehicle without the front of my shirt getting totally wrinkled.

Of course, suggestions are appreciated.

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