jSchwa: dude o’reilly books are the shit… bitches see you walking out of barnes and noble with a book on python or some shit and they’re all “ooh joshua teach me some scripting” db: lol db: no they don’t db: you are making that up jSchwa:they did i swear db: uh huh jSchwa: they were all “ooh, do you know perl?” n shit db: ok db: stop it jSchwa: hehe
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February 4th, 2007 at 11:29 am
A few years ago I convinced my boss to send me to a Java training course – on a cruise in the Caribbean. Yeah, I know, stroke of genius.
But the point of this comment is not to brag about free trips, no, it is to tell you that the jSchwa speaks the truth.
On board the boat was none other than Mr Randal Schwartz himself; Mr Perl, the Perl-meister. One night in the bar he was telling us that he makes girls go ga-ga when he tells them he invented Perl, works all the time. I can’t remember my response since I think I didn’t stop laughing for several days.
February 4th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Oops, slight misremember…. he’s the author of the Camel book, and his pickup line was that he was the “camel book guy”.
February 5th, 2007 at 5:38 pm
Oh yeah, that tech crap always makes me HOT, if you define “hot” as the eyes glazing over, an inability to follow the conversation which leads to high conversation like, “Yup, uh-huh, hey, did I think I see something shiny over there — far away.”
Then, sure — it is totally hot.