I think I’ve told some of you this already, but I have a few ideas on how to get rich, and when I can finally implement any of these, I’m sure I’ll be a millionaire overnight!
I’ll be you are dying to read just what those ideas are, aren’t you? Since I’m fairly certain nobody will steal these, I will share.
- Harness the power of a human sneeze.
My sneezes have at least enough juice behind them to power a house for 3 months. There has to be a way to harness that power - No wet windows after a car wash.
You know when you wash your car and get it all shiny and perfect, then you are driving down the road and roll down a window and it streaks? Yea, I hate that too, which is why I want to try to fix it. - Make OJ not taste like [insert expletive here] after your brush your teeth. This applies to apples too.
- Make cough syrup that doesn’t taste like [insert expletive here].
I mean, for reals. How much to drug companies spend on R&D each year, and that’s the best they can come up with?
Like I said, I doubt you are going to steal any of these from me, but if you do and you make a million, you owe me at least $50!
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March 20th, 2008 at 8:10 am
On the OJ and Apples thing – you need to look at one of the last issues of Wired. They did a break down of something and looked at the ingredients (possibly PowerBars but I don’t remember). One of the ingredients/chemicals is also in toothpaste and is what causes the funky tastes.
This weird ingredient temporarily tweaks your tastebuds and causes OJ and anything acidic to taste funky after brushing your teeth… They even said what this ingredient does and why it’s in there – I just don’t remember the details…