So I’m washing the MINI yesterday. Hose in hand washing off the soap and the lass walks by. She says to me, ‘washing your car huh?’
Without missing a beat, I say ‘Nope. I’m watering it in hopes of it getting a little bit bigger’.
Went over not as well as I could have hoped, but Bill Engvall would have been proud.
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