I know I’ve said something about this before. So, it’s obvious that the offenders aren’t reading or you aren’t passing the word along. No worries, We shall have a quick refresher.
Fellas
Pants should fit. Not fit so it looks like you have 3 days worth of crap in your drawers and your crotch down around your knees. But fit the way your cool uncle wears his pants. Unless of course your cool uncle wears his pants around his knees too, then look elsewhere. Besides the whole crapped in look you have going on, nobody cares what color underwear, if any, you are wearing.
Also, if you are one that likes to tuck in your shirts, unless you are wearing a tie, stop. If tucking also serves to keep your gut from rubbing against your belt, get some baby powder for the chaffing and larger shirts.
Ladies
I don’t know where to start or end with you, so I will try to keep it short.
Pants should go above the hip bones, or pretty close. I don’t care what color thong, if any, you are wearing. I also don’t care to see the fat rolling over the top of your pants because they are, obviously, 2 sizes too small.
Tight shirts. This I know I have mentioned before, but if you, like our Man friend above, have a bit of a belly, I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT as well as any piercings or tatoos you might have. Go on a diet or get something to cover that up. Ew. Same goes with the rolls of fat on your back. NOBODY wants to see that. I do mean nobody. It. Does. Not. Look. Hot. Trust me on this one.
You see people, clothing manufacturers make clothes for everyone, of every size. If you don’t have the full on rockin’ bod to pull off the hottest looks, then you should stay away from the hottest looks.
Regardless, please take a minute, at least, to make sure your pants fit. It’s really bothering me.
