Y’all better learn how to work those high beams of yours (turning them off would be a big step) or so-help-me-swear-to-god I’m going to mirror plate the back end of the MINI.

Just watch for:

• a car in front of you
• a tell tale blue light on your dashboard someplace
Yes kids…it’s, just, that, easy

4 Responses to “Bright lights”

1. ukpylot Says:
   June 22nd, 2005 at 6:48 am

   Don’t know if its this way in your part, but out here in the desert everyone has a lifted rig but of course they don’t bother readjusting the lights. End result, severe retinal damage whenever I drive at night. Its too bad we can’t fit rear floods on the MINI, give them a taste of their own medicine, or perhaps some laser system to point in their eyes??

2. db Says:
   June 22nd, 2005 at 7:24 am

   yea, that’s a problem up here as well.

   I’m tellin’ ya, mirror/chrome plating on the boot might work wonders.

   Or mirror tint on the boot window

3. jSchwa Says:
   June 22nd, 2005 at 7:26 am

   You know how on the less cool American cars, there’s the little switch on the rear-view mirror to switch down whene’er there’s bright lits behind ya, to dim? I want that switch to instead reflect into Asshole McTruckdriver’s eyes.

4. db Says:
   June 22nd, 2005 at 7:27 am

   I try that with the outside mirrors….when the car behind me backs off, I know I have been successful.