Are you one of those freaks? Don’t lie.

If you are, can you possibly tell me why you need reduced carb milk? Or soda? Or beer?

After you sit there chowing down on cheese with a side of cheese, how do you feel?

Reduced carb beer? You know, life is really too short.

I’m all about having a good diet and being healthy and all, but to completely remove carbohydrates from your diet is just plain crazy. Root veggies are good for you. Fruits are good for you! I’d bet that if you asked your doctor which is better for you and something you should continue to eat on a regular basis:
1. Plate of fruit
2. Plate of cheese
I’d bet he’d vote for the plate of fruit.

Did you hear about the guy in the news whose arteries are almost completely clogged after following an atkins diet? All of the fat. I can practically hear your arteries clogging from here.

Do you know how atkins really died? He slipped and hit his head on the sidewalk, didn’t recover from the coma. Do you know why he slipped? LOW BLOOD SUGAR because he didn’t eat his carbs!

Reduced carb milk? C’mon now. That’s just silly. Time to have an apple and move along.

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