I think I’ve told some of you this already, but I have a few ideas on how to get rich, and when I can finally implement any of these, I’m sure I’ll be a millionaire overnight!

I’ll be you are dying to read just what those ideas are, aren’t you? Since I’m fairly certain nobody will steal these, I will share.

1. Harness the power of a human sneeze.
   My sneezes have at least enough juice behind them to power a house for 3 months. There has to be a way to harness that power
2. No wet windows after a car wash.
   You know when you wash your car and get it all shiny and perfect, then you are driving down the road and roll down a window and it streaks? Yea, I hate that too, which is why I want to try to fix it.
3. Make OJ not taste like [insert expletive here] after your brush your teeth. This applies to apples too.
4. Make cough syrup that doesn’t taste like [insert expletive here].
   I mean, for reals. How much to drug companies spend on R&D each year, and that’s the best they can come up with?

Like I said, I doubt you are going to steal any of these from me, but if you do and you make a million, you owe me at least $50!